IceCream Man

(Sang to Iron Man)

I AM ICECREAM MAN!

Im the Icreamman, down the street I drive my van

When I ring my bell, all the fat kids run like hell!

The land of Oz

In the land of Oz where the girls wear no bras, and the men dont care ’cause they dont wear underwear and the children don’t mind ’cause their naked all the time, there was a genie with a 10-foot weenie and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake, and now it;s only 2-foot four!

 

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More Songs

Barney2(13+)

Barny is a dinosaur with no imagination

Hes big and fat and full of crap

And died of constipation

Barney3

Barney is a dinosaur

That lies to play with matches

He stuck one up his purple toush

And turned it into ashes

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Songs

Barney(17+ Reccomended)

I hate you

You hate me

Lets gang up and suck barney

With a Vacume cleaner

Oh no he won’t fit

OH SHIT!! BANG!

 

 

Why Should I Worry?

One minute I’m in Central Park
Then I’m down on Delancey Street
From the Bow’ry to St Marks
There’s a syncopated beat

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I’m streetwise
I can improvise
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I’m streetsmart
I’ve got New York City heart
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It’s just bebopulation
And I got street saviore faire
The rhythm of the city
But once you get it down
Then you can own this town
You can wear the crown
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It’s just bebopulation
And I got street saviore faire
Ev’rything goes
Ev’rything fits
They love me at the Chelsea
They adore me at the Ritz
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
And even when I cross that line
I got street savoire faire
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo

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