IceCream Man

October 23, 2008

(Sang to Iron Man)

I AM ICECREAM MAN!

Im the Icreamman, down the street I drive my van

When I ring my bell, all the fat kids run like hell!


The land of Oz

October 7, 2008

In the land of Oz where the girls wear no bras, and the men dont care ’cause they dont wear underwear and the children don’t mind ’cause their naked all the time, there was a genie with a 10-foot weenie and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake, and now it;s only 2-foot four!

 

More coming soon!


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